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Topic: Mary the mother of Jesus

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  Mother    Mary  
  Jesus    Mary Mother of God  
  Jesus and Mary Chain  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Mother Teresa
Good point(s):Saintly,  Humble,  Patient
Bad point(s):Boastful
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Catholic,  Christian - Protestant,  Christian - Evangelical
Favorite book(s):The Koran
The Bible
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed
Listens to:Madonna
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
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Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Mary the mother of Baby Jesus was artificially inseminated other babies of artificial insemination not being alone.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Mary is said to be the sister of Aaron, the daughter of Imran (Hebrew Amran the father of Moses), and the mother of Jesus.
Jesus have mercy on her Mary my mother thou wert always after God.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

My mother is a Jew named Mary, and my dearest friend is a Jew named Jesus.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Mary owes her Son an infinite gratitude for choosing her for his mother; but it is not less true to say that Jesus Christ has contracted a species of obligation towards her for the human existence he received from her, and in recompense for this benefit he honours her by hearing her prayers.
Reason Demands that Mary is the Mother of God All Christians believe that Jesus was born of the Blessed Virgin Mary.
Jesus' mother Mary was visited by a divine being, Gabriel, who told her how she, a virgin, would conceive and give birth to the divine Son of God.
 
 
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