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Topic: Jet or Laser Printer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Typewriter, Digital camera, Vacuum cleaner

Most admires:

Johannes Gutenberg, Jenna Jameson

People talk about their ..:

Tattoo

Personality:

Wacky

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Comic book artist

Favorite artist(s):

Andy Warhol

Favorite TV show(s):

Friends

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"English Patient" by Michael Ondaatje

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption

Listens to:

The Clash

Membership(s):

Boy scouts

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Laser printer toner cartridges, ink jet cartridges and refills, printer, fax, copier toners and other office supplies by popular brands at discount prices.
Color laser printers have dropped in price, and many ink-jet printers deliver sharp text, network options, and print speeds fast enough to satisfy the needs of some small workgroups.
A color laser printer attached to a computer can combine the resolution and speed of a laser printer with the flexibility of an ink-jet printer.

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