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Topic: Jim Morris

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  Jim Lee    Morris Minor  
  Jim Brown    Jim Morrison  
  Robert Morris    Jim Thorpe  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Lord Dracula,  Hillary Clinton,  Oprah Winfrey
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite board game(s):Checkers
Favorite TV show(s):Charmed,  Days of our Lives,  Saturday Night Live
Favorite book(s):"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite composer(s):Richard Wagner
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report,  A Clockwork Orange,  Toy Story
Favorite sportsperson(s):Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Listens to:Folk,  Prince
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
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Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Jim Morris announced as the keynote speaker at the 2003 Sports and Memorabilia Banquet.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Jim is currently working on his next book in between live performances with COTTON KEAYS MORRIS and consultancy work within the music, film and television industry.
Jim Morris performs Friday night!
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Jim Morris comes to Tincknell and Tincknell after a long and successful career in the software and printing industries.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Morris asked Jim if he knew of any ambitious person willing to pickup smaller amounts of drums and store them until there was at least a couple of semi loads.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Jim Morris discovered that day that those hard pitches he was throwing in high school batting practice were 98 mph.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Jim Morris was part of the original crew when the ship was commissioned in Montreal in 1945.
Jim Morris moved into Clarksville in 1876 and his house stood until just recently on west 11th street.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Jim Morris is a married chemistry teacher/baseball coach who always dreamed of playing in the major leagues.
Jim Morris loved his wife and his kids and his players and always worried about doing the right thing.
Jim Morris "My lunch was as tough as one of those rubber chickens from last night at the show!
 
 
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