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Topic: Jimmy Johnson

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:All cheerleaders,  Lee Harvey Oswald
Favorite actor(s):Ronald Reagan
Favorite animal(s):Dolphin
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Swimming,  Volleyball
Favorite sportsperson(s):Romario,  Mickey Mantle (baseball)
Listens to:Jazz,  Rock and Roll,  Santana
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite political figure(s):John F Kennedy
Favorite TV show(s):Here's Lucy
Favorite era(s):1960s
Favorite quote(s):"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

He was Jimmy Johnson's offensive coordinator at Oklahoma State, put in a stint with Cooper at Ohio State, worked for Gary Gibbs at Oklahoma, and finally settled in with Butch Davis at Miami.
Jimmy Johnson (ex-coach of the Miami Dolphins) recently visited Deadhead George's!
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Tecton also lends its expertise to national restaurant chains, including Jimmy Johnson's Three Rings Bar and Grill.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Coach Jimmy Johnson is absolutely livid on the sideline.
John Fielding,
CEO

The Dolphins don't have a lot of room under the salary cap despite Jimmy Johnson's declerations that he took a bad managed cap team and left a good salary-structure team.
Turner worked with Wannstedt in Dallas when both were coordiantors under former Dolphins head coach Jimmy Johnson establishing their superbowl teams.
In his first year as an analyst, he was the first to break the story on Jimmy Johnson's planned retirement after the 1998 season.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

From bass player Jimmy Johnson's non-stop, energetic attack to vocalist Ryan Taylor's cool-ass front man persona, SLAVEMACHINE delivers a show each and every time out.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Jimmy Johnson, former head coach of the Dallas Cowboys, and one of the top coaches in the country, demonstrates the drills, techniques, and fundamentals of linebacker play.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Wannstedt coached UM for 3 years as former Dolphin coach Jimmy Johnson's defensive coordinator.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Ricky Rudd looked like the man to beat at the end after taking two tires to Jimmy Johnson's gas and go but he never got the Yates horsepower hooked up for a serious charge and faded to 3'rd.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

But the most interesting comment of all came from Jimmy Johnson, who said that the Dolphins are the best conditioned football team that he has ever seen.
 
 
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