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Topic: Joan Osborne

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Ricky Martin,  Celine Dion,  Eminem
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine,  Entertainment Weekly,  WWF magazine
Favorite TV show(s):Sabrina
Favorite era(s):1960s
Favorite body part(s):Soul
Favorite activity(s):Karaoke
Favorite actor(s):Jim Carrey
Favorite movie(s):West Side Story
Listens to:Rock and Roll,  The Doors,  Bruce Springsteen
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
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Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

I walked to the checkout stand with Loreena McKennitt's the Book of Secrets, Fiona Apple's When the Pawn, and Joan Osborne's Relish.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Reviewers and fans have described her "roots-rock soul" sound as reminiscent of Janis Joplin, Natalie Merchant and Joan Osborne, but with a new edge, a dark sense of humor, and lyrics ranging from poetic to raunchy to venomous.
Drummer extraordinaire, most recently heard playing on Joan Osborne's record, has played w/ Taj Mahal, also engineers / plays on tons of hit records, R&B Rap R&R, you name it.
Independently, Eric wrote the unique and provocative hit for Joan Osborne, One of Us which gave him his first solo GRAMMY nomination for Song of the Year in 1997 and remained at #1 for two weeks on the Billboard charts.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

So far I know I'm getting rid of Joan Osborne's Relish and Meredith Brooks' Blurring the Edges.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

"The Holy River," a personal reflection on sex, love and God, is the masterpiece; it's a song so powerful and accomplished it makes TAFKAP's straight-ahead cover of Joan Osborne's "One of Us" seem like a Sunday-school ditty.
The "Images that Heal" section of the presentation includes Joan Osborne's hit of last year, "One of Us," an optimistic anthem for understanding the unique qualities in every person.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Take a rusty compass to the Foreigner-like cover of Joan Osborne's 'One Of Us' ("What if God was one of us?
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Joan Harry THANK YOU Christine and Bill Osborne of Bojewyan would like to thank all their past customers over the past 25 years and wish them all the very best in the future.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

", Bonnie Raitt's "I Can't Make You Love Me," and Joan Osborne's "One of Us.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

She has been compared to both Melissa Etheridge and Joan Osborne, but she truly has a better voice than both.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Some of them - Joan Osborne and Simon and the Bar Sinisters - you may have heard of, and others who you may not have heard of - Y'All, the Hang Dogs, Monica Passin, Paul McMahon - who are just as great.
 
 
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