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Topic: Job Title Acute Registered Nurse

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Most admires:

Florence Nightingale, Florence Nightingale, Jennifer Lopez

Good point(s):

Patient

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker, Housewife

Favorite TV show(s):

ER, MASH, Anything on MTV

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite movie(s):

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Starsign:

Virgo

Medical note(s):

Heart attack imminent, Family history of schizophrenia, Has cancer

Membership(s):

Trade union

Favorite quote(s):

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)

Expert Talk

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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Hundreds of nursing jobs for registered nurses and student nurses and the Web's greatest RN classifieds for nursing jobs.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Registered nurses are, by far, the fastest growing employment category among jobs requiring a postsecondary degree.
Registered nurses employed in nursing: job satisfaction by position title: March 2000 Table 30.
Homecare jobs for registered nurses, administrators, and other homecare professionals.

John Fielding,
CEO

One niche that provides a steady supply of registered nurses and other health care related job applicants is the military community.
Over the past two years, job vacancies for registered nurses in Maine hospitals have increased dramatically.
Many job openings also will result from the need to replace experienced nurses who leave the occupation, especially as the median age of the registered nurse population continues to rise.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Kuakini has 210 registered nurses who walked off their jobs Dec.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Registered nurses would keep their jobs, but their positions would be eliminated if they quit.
These registered nurses are sitting down on the job.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

High proportions of registered nurses in all countries studied except Germany were dissatisfied with their jobs.

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