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In the News - 7 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Steve Jobs

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World, Fast Company

Dream job(s):

CEO

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Doom, Myst

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

However Steve Jobs may not work as most Mac users are starting to catch on that Jobs thinks Bill Gates is cool.

John Fielding,
CEO

Steve Jobs officially has dropped the "interim" title and now is the official CEO of Apple!
Steve Jobs recruits John Sculley as the CEO of Apple Computer.
Steve Jobs and company need to take a serious step back and look at what has happened to Apple's education strategies in the past five years.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Steve Jobs' keynote speech at Seybold will be broadcast via QuickTime streaming and satellite.
Steve Jobs' keynote speech tomorrow at 9am PT will be broadcast via satellite and streaming QuickTime.
Steve Jobs, was an unlikely candidate to have become the prototype of America's computer industry entrepreneur.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Both Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak were in the Homebrew Computer Club, and the Apple I was unveiled at one of its meetings.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Steve Jobs innovative idea of a personal computer led him into revolutionizing the computer hardware and software industry.
Steve Jobs of Apple recently announced a product called keynote which helps a user prepare software presentations, ala powerpoint.
Steve Jobs needed a high quality printer for the Apple Macintosh.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Steve Jobs Reaffirmed Apple's Commitment to Education in his NECC keynote address yesterday morning.

User Talk

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