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Topic: Joe Montana

Related:
  Montana    Joe  
  Montana State    University of Montana  
  GI Joe    Bozeman Montana  
  Joe Jackson    Joe Louis  
  Missoula Montana    Joe Clark  
  Joe Frank    Joe Strummer  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Baseball cap
Most admires:All cheerleaders,  Michael Jordan,  Tiger Woods
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Education:College
Favorite author(s):Victor Hugo
Favorite TV show(s):Live! With Regis and Kelly
Favorite activity(s):Trading cards
Favorite movie(s):Jaws
Favorite computer game(s):Pong
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Football,  Hockey
Favorite destination(s):Paris
Favorite sportsperson(s):Larry Bird (basketball),  Michael Jordan,  Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Favorite quote(s):"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

As he was leaving a sushi bar in Silicone Valley, a waitress pulled out a Joe Montana bean bag toy (incorrectly identified as a Beanie Baby in the article) complete with a full 49ers uniform.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Consider that men who were the Joe Montanas or Michael Jordans of the 17th Century, seeking a physical outlet for their talents, could have found more fame and fortune as fencers than in most any other pursuit.
John Fielding,
CEO

Partners of Joe Montana, the former Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers quarterback, are Clifford and Beth Copp, owners of Copp Trucking Co.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

This great looking double matted framed display holds an autographed photo from Hall of Fame Quarterback Joe Montana, along with some career statistics and highlights.
Svitak were rewarded with autographed game programs from the players and Joe Montana videotapes.
Joe Montana, Steve Young, John Elway, Jim Kelly, and Brett Favre can claim that honor.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Raiders also are irritated by the national media glorifying Jets quarterback Chad Pennington as the next Joe Montana after he leads New York to three straight victories and eight wins in their previous 10 games entering the AFC playoff semifinal.
On display were several different sports items up for the bidding; everything from a Tiger Wood's signed and framed Nike shirt, an autographed Joe Montana 49ers football helmet to a Muhummad Ali autographed boxing robe.
Joe Montana Football for the Genesis is an action-oriented football game starring Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Montana of the San Francisco 49'ers.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

As Joe Montana, the 49'ers superstar quarterback stated, "I only wish I had tried chiropractic care a few years sooner when I first started having back problems and maybe this surgery would never have happened.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

In the entire history of the NFL I know of one quarterback that some people consider better than Marino, Joe Montana, and he won more than one super bowl.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

San Francisco 49ers, QB Joe Montana and safety Ronnie Lott are in their first year of eligibility, and are considered to be heavy favorites.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Christian
2005-01-25 16:29:21
has any quarterback won a college football title & a superbowl title?
From:
Bernie L.
2005-08-25 16:10:08
Where did Joe play professionally after he quit the 49ers?
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