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Topic: Joel

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Nostradamus
Favorite era(s):1970s
Favorite TV show(s):Days of our Lives
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis,  Angelina Jolie
Favorite religious figure(s):Malcolm X,  Jesus Christ
Favorite movie(s):The Sixth Sense,  Happy Gilmore,  Some Like It Hot
Listens to:Billy Joel,  Billy Gilman,  Rock and Roll
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,
CEO

Joel's partnering approach insures that projects run smoothly, and enable them to be completed on schedule, and with minimal problems.
Joel's efforts have provided company-wide interactive ethics training programs for corporations around the world.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The album was Joel's tribute to and re-creation of some of the sounds of America's favorite pop stylists, including Little Anthony & the Imperials and Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Joel's rig and his dry suit have none of the Day-Glo glitz you might find on a Caribbean diver, but Bielenda points out the minimalist beauty of the set-up - the symmetry of the silver valves that yoke together the gray steel tanks, how streamlined the setup is.
By tracing Joel's jumpsuit, t-shirt and hair length one can figure out where all of the clips come from included on the scrapbook tape, 015 and 017.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

But Joel's truck was severly wounded on the drive home when his thermostat stuck closed and the truck over heated.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Joel's piano player comes on like a pint of beer, and John's like a cup of tea.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

She tells Joanne to keep a list of Joel's misdemeanours and to make sure to ask his teacher each day how he has behaved when she picks him up from school.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Joel's features a charming dining room, intimate Lounge, den for private meetings and a pleasant patio, all overlooking beautiful Green Lake.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Although Joel's scholarly excellence and humanitarian qualities have been recognized previously by Rutgers (see the Spring 2000 Newsletter ), this award specifically honors his achievement as an instructor and mentor on the graduate and postdoctoral level.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It will be sufficient for us to emphasise that Joel's prophecy clearly sets forth the preparation of the people of God by a seeking unto God in prayer.
Ervil, Joel's brother, had left the Church of the First Born and formed the Church of the Lamb of God.
 
 
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2005-05-16 15:05:49
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