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Topic: Senator John Kerry

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

George W Bush, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore

Bad point(s):

Dishonest

Politics:

Democrat, Republican, Conservative

Dream job(s):

President of the United States

Favorite TV show(s):

Jerry Springer

Interest(s):

Politics

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Ted Williams (baseball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Favorite philosopher(s):

Cicero

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party, Electronic Frontier Foundation, Klu Klux Klan

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Senators Jeff Bingaman (D-NM) and John Kerry (D-MA) are leading efforts to ensure an $11.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Senator John Kerry addressed the convention and held the Delegates spellbound during his speech.
Senator John Kerry -- Direct email: john_kerry@kerry.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Please also read Senator John Kerry's response letter to our webmaster.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The spirits were high in Fanueil Hall as everyone from Governor Jane Swift to Senator John Kerry stood while three separate honor guards paraded in the colors.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Senator John Kerry and Stephen Hayes, both of whom served with my father, graciously welcomed our cameras and shared their memories and grief.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

President Mubarak received US Senator John Kerry (Massachusetts) member of the Senate Finance Committee.
The drivers plan to protest tomorrow in Boston, site of an energy summit organized by Senator John Kerry, a Massachusetts Democrat, and Secretary of Energy Bill Richardson.
These candidates join Vermont Governor Howard Dean and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry in this first step of forming exploratory committees.

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