Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: John Wayne The Picture

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Caravan, Ikea bedroom, Brown raincoat

Currently has on their coffee table:

Entertainment Weekly, Soap Opera Digest

Dream job(s):

Movie star, Dog groomer

Favorite TV show(s):

Dawson's Creek, Strangers with Candy, NYPD Blue

Favorite actor(s):

Bette Davis, Julia Roberts

Favorite movie(s):

Sound of Music, Doctor Zhivago

Likes to wear:

Afro

Listens to:

George Michael

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

She's going to claim you have naked pictures of John Wayne Gacy in your bottom drawer.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

The world premiere of John Wayne's motion picture The Alamo is held at the Woodlawn Theater in San Antonio, climaxing four days of special events.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The spacious salon is decorated with original posters and pictures from the 1949 movie starring John Wayne and Gail Russell.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Your friends really should know a little more about John Wayne The Picture, don't you think?

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.