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Topic: Johnson outboard

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Most admires:

Henry Ford, Pamela Anderson

Favorite possession(s):

Motorcycle, Yacht, SUV

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Dream job(s):

Truck driver, Astronaut

Favorite era(s):

1980s

Interest(s):

Boating

Likes to wear:

Tank tops

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Sailing, Fishing

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Listens to:

Queen

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

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"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Expert Talk

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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Evinrude/Johnson outboard parts at Lauderdale Marina are easy to buy and the selection is outstanding.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

We stock brand new Johnson and Evinrude Outboard motors in a variety of sizes to match most fishing and pleasure boats.
Outboard Recycle carries the following OMC Johnson-Evinrude products.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Only Johnson will offer a full line of carburetor fed outboards for 2003.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Thousands of Johnson Outboards sold and serviced since 1957.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We are a dealer for Crestliner and Crownline boats, and are also a dealer for Johnson and Evinrude outboard motors.
We are an OMC Dealer selling Johnson and Evinrude outboards.
Johnson 175 and 150 outboards leave any competition behind them.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Johnson Outboards are in stock at SPRAY DOCK, your on-the-water dealer in Cape May County.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

North River Marine carries Evinrude and Johnson outboards, two of the best and most dependable outboards on the market.
Also stockists of Yamaha, Johnson and Evinrude outboards along with supplies of marine chandlery.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Your senses really come alive when you feel the power of a Johnson or Evinrude outboard powering your new Seaswirl.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Lonnie D. Henderson 2005-03-21 22:42:22	I got a 1974 Johnson 15 horse motor. It been stored for 3years. I went to start and it wouldn't start. Flesh gas. Any suggestion?
From: eldon 2005-05-22 10:12:26	Johnson 15 horse motor. It been stored for 3years. I went to start and it wouldn't start. Flesh gas. Any suggestion
From: chris 2005-06-15 15:11:12	What is fuel mixture for 1982 johnson 40 hp?
From: Lonny 2005-07-18 02:47:27	I have a 40 hp El sea-horse. the Mod# RDS-23 What year is this ?
From: 2005-07-31 20:34:21
From: Robert 2005-08-26 21:18:44	I Have a 1987 johnson 140 runs rough at idle , runs great at other speeds how smooth should idle run ?
From: JW 2005-09-10 11:11:24	I have a 1979 35hp johnson carb rebuilt new fuel pump new tank& main fuel line will not idle runs great@ high throttle pull it down to about 1/2 & it dies suggestions please
From: dannybryan@charter.net 2005-09-14 17:21:47	What is the oil/gas ratio for a 115HP, 1978 Johnson Outboard motor?
From: ken 2008-06-29 13:57:51	i have a 1988 johnson 25 hp that bogs down went throttle is applide then sputters and pops when throttle is released,seems to smoke alot when throttle is released.
From: RJB 2008-06-17 20:54:38	I have a 15 Horse Johnson that won't go into neutral or Reverse. Any Ideas?
From: Dan 2008-05-24 23:20:11	I have a 1978 Johnson Sea Horse 85 hp. What is the fuel fix for it?
From: Russell 2008-08-17 11:05:21	I have 15hp johnson mod#J15RCNC SER#F5618976 WHAT YEAR IS IT AND WHAT IS THE OIL/GAS RATIO
From: Greg 2008-12-27 19:07:07	Where are the answers?
From: chris 2009-01-03 13:53:17	I have a 1981 Bass Cat that has a 90 Johnson SeaHorse on it.I cant find any I.D. tags on it to tell me if it is 2 or 4 stroke.So how can I figure this out.The boat was given to me buy a person who new nothing about the boat.
From: Snowman 2009-05-08 23:10:49	I have a older Johnson Javelin 85, and would like to hook a tach up to it. Would you know how?
From: nathan roberts 2009-05-28 18:25:10	i have 1969 johnson 6hp fine on high speed but when you turn down the trotle to start or slow it shuts off can anyone tell me what is the problem and what to do to fix it
From: myboat101 2009-08-02 09:27:19	needa certified johnson outboard tech thatowrks on the ficht fast strike
From: Ass Man 2009-08-26 19:10:32	Why R there no answers?

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