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Topic: Jokes

Related:
  Practical Jokes    Fun Jokes  
  Good Jokes    Best Jokes  
  Joke of the Day    Lots of Jokes  
  Jokes Humor    Joke List  
  Funny Bar Jokes  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Witty wit humor,  Spoilt brat,  Wacky
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Worst habit(s):Swearing
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Ethnic jokes are funny because they cause emotional pain to members of the ethnic group they poke fun at.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The jokes here are meant for someone flipping channels while sitting on a couch, not someone who has paid to sit in a theater showing a feature film.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

There are quite a lot of things that come up as references and in jokes and there are some things you should be careful about doing on list as you can annoy people.
Jokes Since the Poetry thread seems to be doing so poorly I thought perhaps we could try some jokes.
Microsoft jokes and boring code almost makes it retro.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Jokes by Garrett What does a triceratops do when a volcano erupts?
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Previous Jokes of the Day A Bad Day The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

There are jokes in anime fandom that he's the smartest member of the Samurai Trooper team.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Humor Jokes pink sublime Naked wild cherries tgp YAHOO altavista adult toys movie wife lovers maxim strip poker slipknot sms realplayer christina aguilera naked girls lavalife breast creampie tits metacrawler.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Jokes is pretty darn funny, fully configurable, includes a collection of Joke files and is totally free!
These Jokes have been formatted for the web not email.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Bodhran Jokes What do you call a groupie who hangs around and annoys musicians?
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
chris stringer
2005-03-17 08:37:20
moma is fat evry time she sit on a tollet it break down.
From:
Phillip
2005-04-19 02:39:54
Whats small red & sits in a corner? Answer: A baby eating razor blades.
From:
Glenn
2005-09-16 12:17:05
Hey what is round long and full of seamen
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