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Topic: Joke List

Related:
  List    Jokes  
  Mailing List    Name List  
  Contact List    Email List  
  Book List    Mail List  
  E mail List    Price List  
  Reading List    List your business  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Tom Green
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Witty wit humor,  Wacky,  Spoilt brat
Favorite TV show(s):Naked News,  6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes,  Coloring in
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite movie(s):Caddyshack,  Monty Python
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Sending greeting cards
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Funny jokes, lists, photos, interviews and more, all to make you laugh and forget that life stinks.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Jokes Warehouse is a website with hundreds of jokes, a joke of the day, 9 daily updated cartoons, and a mailing list.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Com features jokes and funny bytes from various mailing lists and usenet groups.
Jokes Files offer the best current and classic jokes to be found in online archives, plus the top top 10 lists.
My jokes page Randomly updated jokes as I hear them plus daily comics and joke email lists.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

There is a fairly high volume of traffic on that list, with messages ranging from profound devotional and activity ideas to friendly banter and jokes.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

There are quite a lot of things that come up as references and in jokes and there are some things you should be careful about doing on list as you can annoy people.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

If you like the jokes in here go ahead and Subscribe to our mailing list and recieve such benifits such as not only two jokes every day but thought provoking mindless babble.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our list is compiled from mail we receive, in the past addresses of innocent parties have been fed out as practical jokes by some stupid individuals, if you feel you should not have received this mail please let us know so that we may remove you from our list as we do not wish to cause offence.
Jokes lists, ezines, newsletters Online casino, gambling and betting search.
These jokes are all different that the ones on our website, so even if you visit the website everyday, you will still be getting new jokes in your email by joining the list.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

These are not lists of David Letterman jokes, but lists of distilled advice from people who really know their subjects.
 
 
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