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Topic: Joke people short

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  Short    Jokes  
  Black jokes white people  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Witty wit humor
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Telling jokes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:98 Degrees
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Taking Valium
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing,  Raving
Worst habit(s):Swearing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Are you one of those people who swears they can't remember a story, not even a short joke?
 
 
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