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Topic: Jon Stewart

Related:
  Stewart    Jon  
  Martha Stewart    John Stewart  
  James Stewart    Tony Stewart  
  Rod Stewart    Jimmy Stewart  
  Jon Bon Jovi    Patrick Stewart  
  Jon Anderson    Al Stewart  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Most admires:Chris Rock,  Tom Green,  Robin Williams
Personality:Witty wit humor
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  Soap Opera Digest
Favorite TV show(s):Late Show with David Letterman,  Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher,  Jerry Springer
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld,  Bill Cosby,  Jim Carrey
Listens to:Destiny's Child,  Matchbox Twenty
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Jon stands on Stewart's shoulders in order to measure the depth of penetration of a shallow hole.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Housed at the Jon Stewart Estrogen Brigade.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Jon Stewart in an ad for The Daily Show : " 300 Georgians marched in support of returning the Stars and Bars to their state flag.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Jon Stewart, the former talk-show host and future movie actor talks about his stand-up gigs, his MTV past, and whether his upcoming films will be any good.
Comedian Jon Stewart has been selected to host the Grammys.
Jon Stewart is host of Comedy Central's upcoming "The Daily Show.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Jon Stewart, from the Daily Show, was reporting on a new game, Pizza Pinball.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

BLITZER: Jon Stewart, it's just a very, very funny show.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Jon Stewart is a famous talk-show host for MTV and UPN, but he's not doing a talk show anymore.
Jon Stewart: I'm pretty sure they cancelled it, because everytime I show up to tape one, no one is there but Alan Hunter.
Jon Stewart said it best on Tuesday's Daily Show, that it just proves how 30% of us can get together and make a difference.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I saw the Jon Stewart show you were talking about and I was LMAO!
 
 
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