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Topic: Jones

Related:
  Dow Jones    George Jones  
  David Jones    Jones Day  
  Tom Jones    Jones Act  
  Edward Jones    Mike Jones  
  Brian Jones    Mother Jones  
  Indiana Jones    Robert Trent Jones  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  Matt Druge,  Jennifer Aniston
Currently has on their coffee table:The Times,  Economist
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite TV show(s):Days of our Lives
Favorite actor(s):James Dean,  Julia Roberts
Favorite movie(s):Indiana Jones
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf)
Listens to:Jazz,  The Who "The Who",  Rock and Roll
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Jones hypothesis is not supported by this study of men's ratings of the attractiveness of photographs of 93 nude women.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Alice Jones is a poet to bring us to our senses, and there we find the shining task of Worlds.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Jones equipment provides the cost benefits of automation and delivers proven packaging solutions.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Jones was unable to explain the verses relating to Cain and had to twist and distort Scripture in his attempt to do so.
Jones calls the Church to a new era of missions in the midst of revived paganism.
John Fielding,
CEO

Jones was on hand to collect his share of the monies after claiming his first career Super Late Model track championship that capped off a three-win season.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Norah Jones is something of an anomaly in the world of 20-something pop singers that have dominated the charts during the past couple of years.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Jones tells Nikita that a new computer program indicates that the only possible operative who could be the mole is Michael.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Bobby Jones is the only man to have won the Open Championship and the Amateur Championship at St Andrews.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Jones was a steward in the Welsh Society whose logo is the rampant red dragon which you see on our literature.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Jones III who were both awarded the Medal of Honor for Skyraider missions in SEA.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Jones was placed into police custody at his home, taken to the police station, and then questioned by police.
 
 
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