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Topic: Roy Jones Jr

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Muhammad Ali
Appearance:Muscular
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite artist(s):Pablo Picasso
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Lee
Favorite sport(s):Boxing,  American Football,  Bodybuilding
Likes to wear:Tank tops
Favorite sportsperson(s):Mohammed Ali (boxing),  Hulk Hogan (wrestling),  Steffi Graff (tennis)
Listens to:Sugar Ray
Ultimate fantasy(s):Joining the WWF
Worst habit(s):Gambling
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

 Promoter Don King stands between 233 lb heavyweight John Ruiz and 175 lb light heavy Roy Jones Jr.
The public has been warned: Don King is Roy Jones Jr’s target - after John Ruiz, that is.
Roy Jones Jr has challenged Don King to undergo a shock makeover if he manages to dethrone John Ruiz.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

 Serena is back minus the blonde fright wig and some of the deltoids which made her look like Roy Jones Jr.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

 Latino heavyweight champion, John Ruiz speaks about what style of fight he will bring against Roy Jones Jr.
Roy Jones Jr knocks out Kelly, after putting his hands behind his back!
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

 Sponsors are invited to a pre-VIP party (at 6:30) with light heavyweight champion Roy Jones Jr and former NFL star Joe Theismann scheduled to appear.
So who would win if Ali, Roy Jones Jr, and Bruce Lee were to get into it?
This production was produced, directed and starred by the narcissist, Roy Jones Jr.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

 Just a few weeks before the open of the 2002 season Roy Jones Jr.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

 Nothing wrong with EM being brilliant, the kid is like a rap ROY JONES Jr.
Fights as a southpaw and gave all he could against Roy Jones, Jr.
 
 
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