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Topic: Mike Jones

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Rob Roy
Currently has on their coffee table:WWF magazine
Favorite TV show(s):Days of our Lives
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Interest(s):Real estate
Favorite sport(s):Football,  Boxing,  Volleyball
Listens to:The Who "The Who",  Jazz,  Rock and Roll
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan,  Larry Bird (basketball),  Hulk Hogan (wrestling)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave,  Joining the WWF
Favorite quote(s):"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Mike Jones has also spent most of his career as a railway executive including senior positions in the freight and telecommunications businesses.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

MIKE JONES : I think that basically they're pretty good.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Mike Jones publishes a fine magazine entitled Internal Martial Arts devoted to the internal martial arts.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Mike Jones followed afterwards Mike Crowley was hauled down in the mistake from the penalty spothad oneBefore half time Mike Crowley got.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Mike Jones sculpted the prehistoric beasts and Peter's wife Andrea made the Time Balloon.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Mike Smith and Rhys Jones of the Australian National University show that these dates were far to conservative.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I was just wondering if that Mike Jones guy still comes in for lunch anymore.
MIKE JONES : I think that one of the first things that have to be done is to legitimize the sport.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

MIKE JONES : During the time that I was employed at Bill Thomas Race cars we were asked by the City of Anaheim to submit a proposal for a drag racing operation of the Angels Stadium.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Mike enlisted Kim Jones to help with the rally and she was killed doing the job she volunteered for.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It is a joy to my soul to know that God so loved Mike Jones until He gave His only begotten Son that if Mike Jones would believe in Him Mike Jones would not perish but would have eternal life.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Mike Edwards had to stop for a while to remember why he wanted to make music and JESUS JONES had to stop to let the rest of the world catch up with how they made it.
 
 
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