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Topic: Jordan didn't kick

Related:
  Kick    Jordan  
  Kick Ball    Jordan River  
  Michael Jordan    Country of Jordan  
  Jordan News    West Jordan  
  Jordan Times    Kick Boxing  
  Robert Jordan    Amman Jordan  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House
Most admires:Chu Mei-Feng,  David Beckham
Favorite board game(s):Mahjong
Favorite TV show(s):Roswell,  Judge Judy,  The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite actor(s):Spencer Tracy,  Bruce Lee
Favorite sport(s):Karate
Likes to wear:Sumo belt,  Surfie clothing
Favorite destination(s):Singapore
Listens to:Savage Garden
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"I would like to find the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now."
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Jason Jordan for the kick-ass coding of Shorten for Unix, XMMS!
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Rangers were without influential captain Neil Jordan due to the birth of his daughter Faith an hour before the kick off, and Ed Billings and Matt Robinson were not available due to work commitments.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Jordan jumps up, grabs the doorframe molding, swings, and kicks Ryan to the floor.
Jordan was the one to field the kick at the 20, and after some great blocking by his mates on the special teams, most notably Klimarchuk who made the key block freezing his opponent, he dashed to the end zone to increase the margin of difference to 24-0.
Jordan changed direction immediately, somehow managing to make a kick save on Whitfield's point-blank attempt.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Wolfpack's Jordan Allison headed home a corner kick from Annika Schmidt in the 103rd minute to give NC State the victory.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

For example, Air Jordan models go on the shelf on Saturdays so that teenagers have no reason to play hooky from good old school to get the highly coveted kicks.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

SG--Raimond Pendleton 14 pass from Jordan Reever (kick failed)
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

SG-- Jordan Reever 14 run (Tracy Davis kick)
 
 
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