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Topic: JORDAN Michel

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Anna Kournikova, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Currently has on their coffee table:

Vogue magazine, Cosmopolitan, FHM magazine

Dream job(s):

Model, Nurse

Favorite TV show(s):

Dawson's Creek

Favorite book(s):

"Joy of Cybersex" by Deb Levine

Favorite actor(s):

Marilyn Monroe

Interest(s):

Photography

Favorite composer(s):

Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Gustav Mahler

Favorite computer game(s):

The Sims

Favorite movie(s):

Back to the Future

Listens to:

U2, Classical, N Sync

Favorite quote(s):

"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Ana Claudia Michels , in the Editorial: "THREE PIECE SYMPHONY" , Elle (UK), February 2002, Photographer Joshua Jordan, scans from ironbed.

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