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Topic: San Jose Mercury News

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  San    Mercury  
  Jose    San Jose Mercury Newspaper  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer
Favorite website(s):New York Times
Most admires:Martin Luther King,  Steve Jobs
Personality:Philosophical
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Washington Post
Education:College
Favorite TV show(s):Sex and the City
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Taking IQ tests
Interest(s):Psychology
Favorite great thinker(s):Alan Turing
Favorite online activity(s):Writing in their secret blog
Favorite destination(s):Japan
Favorite sportsperson(s):Tiger Woods (golf)
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Mercury News reports that the airport battle will center on SJC's master plan to be adopted by San Jose city council by the end of the year.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Pretend you are a book reviewer for the Santa Cruz Sentinel or San Jose Mercury News newspapers and write a review of the book.
John Fielding,
CEO

The survey was created by Phil Trounstine, former political editor of the San Jose Mercury News and former communications director for Gov.
This San Jose Mercury News article dated April 13, 2002 mentions the TeleChoice MADCAP study and quotes TeleChoice Chief Strategist Russ McGuire.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The San Jose Mercury News When a sweet child with Christmas twinkling in his eyes visits Santa in the mall, is he sitting on the lap of a boozy loser who's done hard time?
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The San Jose Mercury News series documents just one thread of the interwoven operations linking the CIA, the contras and the cocaine cartels.
The San Jose Mercury News reports on how UC Berkeley's lefties are trying to equate Israel with the bad old apartheid regime in South Africa.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

San Jose's Mercury Center offers subscriptions to NewsHound, an inexpensive service that uses subscriber profiles to scan news services.
San Jose Mercury News: Filters can block health Web sites In the most comprehensive study yet of Internet filters' impact on health sites, the Henry J.
The San Jose Mercury News archives are stored on a SAVE (tm) newspaper library system from Vu/Text Library Services, a Knight-Ridder Inc.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This is the first of several software reviews of our products published in the San Jose Mercury News.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The San Jose Mercury news recently noted that "Yahoo is closest in spirit to the work of Linnaeus, the 18th century botanist whose classification system organized the natural world.
 
 
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