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Topic: San Jose Mercury News

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  San    San Jose State  
  San Jose California    San Jose Costa Rica  
  Jose    San Jose Mercury News  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Sporty
Dream job(s):Astronaut
Favorite era(s):1960s
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis,  James Dean
Favorite great thinker(s):Gabriel Fahrenheit,  Ptolemy,  Johannes Kepler
Interest(s):Astrology,  Astronomy
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Favorite movie(s):Citizen Kane
Favorite online activity(s):Writing in their secret blog
Listens to:Queen,  Shania Twain,  Bon Jovi
Starsign:Gemini,  Virgo,  Aquarius
Favorite destination(s):The Moon
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Pretend you are a book reviewer for the Santa Cruz Sentinel or San Jose Mercury News newspapers and write a review of the book.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The newspaper that became the San Jose Mercury News was founded as the Weekly Visitor in 1851, when San Jose was a small farming community.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The San Jose Mercury News When a sweet child with Christmas twinkling in his eyes visits Santa in the mall, is he sitting on the lap of a boozy loser who's done hard time?
John Fielding,
CEO

San Jose Mercury News Recent polls indicate that more than 50 percent of US households are online and 90 percent of those use the Internet.
This San Jose Mercury News article dated April 13, 2002 mentions the TeleChoice MADCAP study and quotes TeleChoice Chief Strategist Russ McGuire.
The publisher of the San Jose Mercury News and the Miami Herald says it is emerging from the advertising slump.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

San Jose Mercury News researchers found out how spammers get your e-mail address and how they make money:
Removed link to San Jose Mercury News story on chat since they archived it and wanted everyone to pay $1.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

San Jose's Mercury Center offers subscriptions to NewsHound, an inexpensive service that uses subscriber profiles to scan news services.
San Jose Mercury News: Filters can block health Web sites In the most comprehensive study yet of Internet filters' impact on health sites, the Henry J.
The San Jose Mercury News archives are stored on a SAVE (tm) newspaper library system from Vu/Text Library Services, a Knight-Ridder Inc.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

According to the San Jose Mercury News, the suspect is in the Santa Clara County Jail on charges not related to the dog kill.
 
 
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