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Topic: Mary and Joseph

Related:
  Mary    Joseph  
  St Mary's    Jesus and Mary  
  Mary    Mother Mary  
  William and Mary    Queen Mary  
  Virgin Mary    Mary Jane  
  Joseph Smith    St Joseph's  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Yasser Arafat
Good point(s):Saintly,  Humble,  Patient
Bad point(s):Boastful
Personality:Rebellious
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Catholic,  Mormon,  Christian - Evangelical
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite royal(s):Catherina the Great
Favorite destination(s):Israel
Favorite time of year:Christmas
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Joseph had his calloused hands folded gently across one knee while Mary's lay softly across her breast.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Sister Mary Berchmans was the Head Nun at Saint Joseph's and was an excellent teacher, who stood no nonsense in her classes.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

The story of Mary and Joseph journeying from Nazareth to Bethlehem, finding nowhere to stay and Jesus being born in a stable is retold once again.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Even though Joseph was deeply hurt, he was still sensitive to Mary's feelings, he took a course of action that wouldn’t humiliate her.
Josephs Guild was the first time I saw live theatre and I remember looking at Mary Flaherty and Peggy Dowd in awe.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

When Joseph and Mary could not stay at the inn they instead stayed in a stable with a manger.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

It was due to the census of population of Palestine that the Most Holy Virgin Mary and the Righteous Joseph had found themselves in Bethlehem nine months after Christ was conceived by the Holy Spirit.
Joseph is seen as an obedient servant of God, the devoted husband of Mary, the loving father of Jesus, and the protector of the Holy Family.
Mary and Joseph journey to Bethlehem; Jesus entering the world in a cold and smelly stable; shepherds obeying the angels' command to go and seek; the magi following the star.
Mark Harris,
Priest

There was absolutely no historical evidence that Jesus, Joseph or Mary ever existed, let alone that Joseph was a carpenter or that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and lived in Nazareth.
Joseph and Mary took the Child Jesus to the temple and the old man, Simeon, told them that this child is destined for the rise and fall of many in Israel.
Burqin is where Jesus Christ is thought to have healed lepers and Zababdeh was one of the many locations where Mary and Joseph rested on their way to Bethlehem.
 
 
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