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Topic: Joseph Smith

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Nostradamus,  Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Patient,  Humble
Bad point(s):Boastful
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Religion(s):Mormon,  Zoroastrianism,  Muslim
Favorite book(s):The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed
Interest(s):Geneology
Listens to:Three 6 Mafia
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite time of year:Ramadan
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

First was her acceptance of the validity of the testimony collected by Philastus Hurlbut that before Joseph Smith was a prophet he was an irreligious money digger who used a magic stone to discover buried treasure.
Joseph Smith's 1843 Ode on the Plan of Salvation Zeke Johnson's 1908 Witness of a Resurrection The (Discredit.
Smith's great-grandson, Joseph Fielding McConkie, provided a new preface for this edition, highlighting the significance of President Smith's teachings and life.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Joseph Smith published the first edition of the Book of Mormon in 1830 in Palmyra, New York; skeptics have reviled the book - and Smith - as frauds ever since.
Joseph Smith was a very flamboyant individual and had a disagreement with the Grand Lodge of Illinois over the way the Nauvoo lodges were operated.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The Mormons were driven out of Nauvoo, Illinois and their beloved prophet and leader Joseph Smith was killed at the hands of a mob while in the protection of government authorities.
Joseph Smith with his 600 Mormon militia soldiers, tried to work out some sort of compromise.
Joseph Smith had already set that precedent with his public denials about polygamy when he was secretly practicing it in Nauvoo.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Joseph Smith's own story is by no means the only possible explanation of his career; for everything in the universe there are as many explanations to hand as the mind is willing to devise.
Mark Harris,
Priest

If Joseph Smith had been a true prophet and the Book of Mormon the Word of God, it would be very dangerous for churches to not only disregard Smith and his Book of Mormon, but to also attack them, as many denominations do.
The Prophet Joseph Smith was the first Fundamentalist Mormon simply because he was the first to teach, advocate and practice, in this dispensation the fundamental principles of the Gospel.
However, if Joseph Smith's ordination to the priesthood occurred without having a mortal body, then the gospel plan for him and the rest of us is different.
 
 
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