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Topic: Wall Street Journal Online

  Wall    Street  
  Online    Journal  
  Newspapers such as the Wall Street Journal    Wall Street Journal Archive  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE,  Jennicam
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  Bill Gates,  Matt Druge
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist,  Fast Company,  Time magazine
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite sport(s):Rugby
Favorite online activity(s):Writing in their secret blog
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Natural Law Party
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Dow Jones Newswires is available through the online version of The Wall Street Journal.
John Fielding,

Subscribers to the Wall Street Journal Online Interactive Edition may also obtain a Wall Street Journal Briefing Report on the firm in question.
Wall Street Journal Money and Investing Update - Online source of financial news from The Wall Street Journal.
The Wall Street Journal, in print or online, is a respected source of business information and can be an important part of your investment education.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Also included are jobs from print advertisers in The Wall Street Journal that choose to post their opportunities online.
The Wall Street Journal , 02/11/02 AMA venture to offer online consultations.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Highlights from The Wall Street Journal Online will be available to users of Franklin's eBookManŽ multimedia content reader.
Wall Street Journal Interactive -- Discount Subscription, Barron's Online.
The relaunched Wall Street Journal Online features improved navigation and personalization.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Like we said, The Scrum doesn't have an online subscription to such august publications as Hotline , the Wall Street Journal and Roll Call.
 User Talk
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2008-04-14 13:57:59
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