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In the News - 14 May: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Wall Street Journal Online

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, Jennicam

Most admires:

Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, Matt Druge

Politics:

Democrat

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist, Fast Company, Time magazine

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite sport(s):

Rugby

Favorite online activity(s):

Writing in their secret blog

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Dow Jones Newswires is available through the online version of The Wall Street Journal.

John Fielding,
CEO

Subscribers to the Wall Street Journal Online Interactive Edition may also obtain a Wall Street Journal Briefing Report on the firm in question.
Wall Street Journal Money and Investing Update - Online source of financial news from The Wall Street Journal.
The Wall Street Journal, in print or online, is a respected source of business information and can be an important part of your investment education.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Also included are jobs from print advertisers in The Wall Street Journal that choose to post their opportunities online.
The Wall Street Journal , 02/11/02 AMA venture to offer online consultations.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Highlights from The Wall Street Journal Online will be available to users of Franklin's eBookMan� multimedia content reader.
Wall Street Journal Interactive -- Discount Subscription, Barron's Online.
The relaunched Wall Street Journal Online features improved navigation and personalization.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Like we said, The Scrum doesn't have an online subscription to such august publications as Hotline , the Wall Street Journal and Roll Call.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
andie
2008-04-14 13:57:59

I need the approximate stock price of Quaker Oats (OAT) in 1/72. Help!!!!

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