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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

SUV

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite website(s):

New York Times

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times, Economist, Time magazine

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier, Funeral director

Favorite TV show(s):

Charmed, The Civil War

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs

Favorite food(s):

Rations

Favorite composer(s):

George F Handel

Interest(s):

Geneology

Favorite time of year:

Winter, Summer

Favorite quote(s):

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This is the place to send general messages to The Selma Times-Journal Circulation Department.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Subscribe : Get The Selma Times-Journal delivered to your door or mailbox.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

What's Not FIREWORKS By Alan Riquelmy /Selma Times - Journal The hot fireworks this year are artillery shells.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

One of our most important goals at The Selma Times-Journal is to put our readers in touch with their neighbors.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Also, I will do lookups on obituaries that were printed in the Selma Times Journal, if I am given the date of death.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Richard C 2005-07-16 00:46:58	I would like to know what kind of reporter you have. Two public Restaurent close in Selma. Closed their doors without even telling the help. The public has a right to know why. But I Beleive that your papper wont tell us. The reason would most likely be to protect some big shot in selma, that has done some thing wrong or broke the law, If your paper don't tell us why Shoney's & Burger king close their doors the way thet did, I will find a good news papper that will, somewhere in Alabama. I guess the coruptness at at Burger King must of been taking care of because they reopen.
From: 2008-04-21 13:16:32
From: Erskine Mathis 2007-11-22 10:22:02	Is it possible to access American Civil War editions of the Selma Times Journal on line? If not, do such editions exist and if so can I make arrangements to look at them?
From: Earl Wilson 2009-01-16 20:11:30	The Confederates had an Artillery Unit in the Civil War called; "The Jeff Davis Artillery". It was recruited from Selma and surrounding area. Went from Selma to Virginia 1861-65. Would it be permissable to put up a Historic sign to this effect on "J.L CHESTNUT' LESS WE FORGET

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