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Topic: JP Morgan

Related:
  Morgan    JP  
  JP Morgan Chase    Morgan Horse  
  Morgan Stanley    JP Morgan Chase Bank  
  Morgan Dollar    Morgan Hill  
  Morgan County    Morgan State  
  Morgan Sports Car    Morgan Freeman  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  Bill Gates
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Economist
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Nurse
Favorite TV show(s):Saturday Night Live,  The Sopranos
Interest(s):Economics,  Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite movie(s):Caddyshack,  North by Northwest
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Cotter was formerly Vice President of JP Morgan Chase Securities in New York where he advised clients regarding business strategy, capital formation, restructuring and mergers and acquisitions.
Merrill Lynch, JP Morgan Chase and Citigroup are now accused of helping Enron inflate profits and conceal debt.
The changes were the result of a review precipitated by the board contracting from ten to nine directors following the merger of JP Morgan and Chase Manhattan Bank.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

 Lipsky of JP Morgan Chase, predicting a gradual recovery.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

 The JP Morgan Chase Tournament will take place January 15-18.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

 The pin is from JP Morgan Chase.
Sponsored by JP Morgan Chase.
JP Morgan Chase and Co.
 
 
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keiko
2005-01-26 20:04:49		hi
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shane
2005-01-26 20:08:33		i want u to do business with me
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