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Topic: Man I just

Related:
  Just the way    Just Cause  
  Just in case    Just Friends  
  Good Man    Man  
  Just in time    Just for fun  
  Young Man    Just for Kids  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Bad point(s):Boastful
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Bridesmade's dress
Favorite destination(s):Home
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Just now the bar was under the sole command of a heavily made-up blonde in tuxedo pants and a man's white dress shirt with a red bow tie, who came over to our booth and took my order for a screwdriver.
We popped in to The Piercing Urge just off Oxford St to get the man's tongue piercing changed - he's now got a glow in the dark green ball on his tongue and had his shaft shortened.
Just as the movie reached it's hottest point, when the camera showed the man's enormous prick hosing cum all over Silvia Saint's cunt on the screen, Silvia began to shake and rock on top of me with such passion that I thought she would scream.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The dining salon was emphatically a woman's room, just as the book-lined and tobacco-smelling study at the other end of the house was a man's.
Mark Harris,
Priest

No the only distinction the Bible makes between men and women is in the man's God given headship and responsibility over his wife, just as Christ is the head of the church.
It was not until I started working on my doctorate, and sat under another man's teaching, that I really grasped the importance of expounding the Scriptures when you preach, and not just grabbing a text and then preaching whatever you want to.
It is love by which a man's heart is bed and finds savior; just as the sight of mother and father and brothers, the pleasure of children, the pleasure of lust - all kinds of delight are rooted in love.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

At a time when man's distant evolutionary ancestors were just crawling out of the primordial ooze, there must have been civilizations in the universe sending out their starships to explore the farthest reaches of the cosmos and conquering all the secrets of nature.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The Moody Blues have once again turned in an album of thinking man's music with some intelligent lyrics and some arrangements that just soar away.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

An enigmatic aura just naturally surrounds any good barbecue man's sauce recipe, but Adam Scott perhaps carried the sense of mystery to new heights when he announced that the recipe for his sauce had come to him in a dream.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The boy stood just behind the man's pistoning shoulder, looking up toward the ceiling, not blankly but with eyes thoughtfully narrowed.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I don't know if this would really help things, but I'd just love to crack a whip down against a white man's back and see it split his motherfucking skin open.
 
 
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