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Topic: Just Married

Related:
  Just the way    Man I just  
  Married couples    Married  
  Just Cause    Just My Size  
  Just in case    Just Friends  
  Just in time    Just for fun  
  Just for Kids  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Jenna Jameson
Favorite possession(s):Mistress
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):That 70's Show,  The Ozbournes,  Anything on MTV
Likes to wear:Bridesmade's dress,  Surfie clothing
Favorite movie(s):8 mile,  An Affair to Remember
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I was married for the first time just 4 months out of high school to an alcoholic and severe drug abuser and a wife beater.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Such is the premise of Just Married as blue-collar radio traffic announcer Tom Leezak ( Ashton Kutcher ) meets rich, free-spirited writer Sarah McNerney ( Brittany Murphy ), and after a whirlwind romance, they decide to get hitched.
Just Married Sarah (Brittany Murphy) and Tom (Ashton Kurcher) get maried despite parental protests, forcing them to send in Sarah's ex-boyfriend to break up the marriage, on their Eurpoean honeymoon.
The Scoop: Just Married chronicles the beleaguered romance of Tom Leezak (Ashton Kutcher) and Sarah McNerney (Brittany Murphy), a young couple unexpectedly swept off their feet after their first meeting.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Having just been married in Florence, Italy before starting our honeymoon in Thailand and Cambodia, Nicci and I have a keen ear for the lilting tones of Italian.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Only one new film is really out: "Just Married," an apparently slapstick comedy starring Ashton Kutcher & Brittany Murphy about enduring the trials of a marriage honeymoon no one wants but them.
Just Married is such a tired throwaway of a relationship comedy that one wishes the filmmakers had simply thrown it away.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I had just gotten married and my husband and I were spending Halloween night with my sister and her husband.
Mark Harris,
Priest

I married a man in seminary studying for the ministry but I knew from the outset that his heart was not in what he was doing and he was just there because his minister father had pushed him into it.
Are you married to a Catholic and attend Mass but just don't know what the next step is to become one of the Catholic faithful?
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Just Married - Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy come from opposite sides of the tracks, fall in love, get married and have a madcap honeymoon.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I had just gotten married at the time and I felt then as I do now that nothing is worth such high a price since my main motivation for pursuing an MBA is the opportunity to increase the quality of life for my family and myself.
 
 
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