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Topic: Spyware free Kazaa

Vital Stats

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Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Politics:

Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite food(s):

Cornflakes

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite sport(s):

Surfing

Favorite computer game(s):

PacMan, Counter Strike, Quake

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

As you know, KaZaa is a vry popular MP3 and file sharing program that is loaded with spyware and adware modules.
Because free programs such as KaZaA and iMesh install ScumWare, SpyWare and other useless programs, just knowing that you were successful in eradicating them is not a sure thing.
The best way to get around this is to use Kazaalite which is a hacked version of Kazaa without the spyware.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Thanks to kazaa lite (the lite version doesn't have the spyware) and winmx, I'll never get stuck with a one-hit , 16-dreck CD again.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Ban KaZaA and Grokster from containing spyware.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Discussion: KaZaA and Grokster - How to remove the spyware.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Obviously, KaZaa is being paid substantial amounts of money to act as a Trojan Horse and install all of this SpyWare on our systems.
KaZaA's spyware puts me off, and the donkey has security issues.

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