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Topic: Roy Keane

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  Roy    Keane  
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  Roy Orbison    Roy Williams  
  Roy Jones    Siegfried and Roy  
  Arundhati Roy    Roy Clark  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC
Most admires:David Beckham,  Diego Maradonna,  Kylie Minogue
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite great leader(s):Robert Owen,  Winston Churchill
Interest(s):Caving
Favorite great thinker(s):Alan Turing
Likes to wear:fcuk
Favorite sport(s):Football
Favorite sportsperson(s):Romario,  Michel Platini,  Diego Maradona
Favorite destination(s):Britain,  London
Listens to:The Spice Girls
Favorite philosopher(s):Engels & Marx
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

How many Roy Keane's does it take to change a light bulb?
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

United were turning in the kind of display usually shaken out of them by Roy Keane's snarling captaincy.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Roy Keane is suspended and still recovering from hip surgery while Gary Neville has now joined the injured list and may not be back until mid December.
Finally we've had the furore over Roy Keane's new autobiography blow up over the last couple of days.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Ruud backs Keane as next united boss Ruud van Nistelrooy believes that Manchester United team-mate Roy Keane should be the next manager at Old Trafford.
Roy Keane faces more time on the treatment table after limping off with a hamstring injury halfway through Manchester United's 4-1 FA Cup win over Portsmouth at Old Trafford on Saturday.
International caps from the collections of Ray Wilson and Neville Southall, and shirts worn by Manchester United favourites David Beckham and Roy Keane are also up for sale.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Roy Keane is at the centre of a World Cup controversy that has divided Irish football like never before.
McCarthy is confident his captain Roy Keane will be fit for the first leg in the Irish capital.
ROY Keane will place the new Republic of Ireland manager under scrutiny before he decides on any international return.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

It was the Welshman's 100th goal for the club and, given their early-season problems with defeat in Hungary and the furore over Roy Keane's book, a point was the least that was required.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

It wasn't so long ago that Roy Keane's name on the teamsheet didn't do anything for anybody at home.
 
 
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