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Topic: Kermit

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Favorite TV show(s):The Muppets,  The Muppets,  Sesame Street
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite animal(s):Frog
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Doom
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading MP3's
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Includes Kermit's Key West Key Lime Juice, six Graham Cracker Crust Tarts and Condensed Milk.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Kermit's considerable experience managing MTS TRAVEL operations in the U.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Kermit the Frog The remarkable thing about fearing God is that when you fear God you fear nothing else, whereas if you do not fear God you fear everything else.
John Fielding,
CEO

Kermit Hundley, The Business Owners’ Trustee, provides to Business Owners and Managers a uniquely qualified Resource in The Eight Areas of Service listed under SERVICES.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The REDIRECT command runs the given application with its standard input and output redirected to the communications channel opened by C-Kermit's most recent SET LINE or SET HOST command.
Kermit's scripting language can be used to automate a variety of ticket management tasks.
SCREEN FORMATTING Make sure that your UNIX terminal type agrees with Kermit's terminal emulation.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

SEPTEMBER It was a great month for Henson DVD and video collectors when two "Best Of The Muppet Show" discs were released by Columbia Tristar as well as "Kermit's Swamp Years" which featured an appearance by Joe The Armadillo among its many extra features.
AUGUST Kermit's first solo direct-to-video movie Swamp Years debuted on Starz in August to a mixed reaction from fans and reviewers.
When Kermit mentions that Miss Piggy always likes to make an entrance, the video release cuts immediately to the beginning of the Carol Sing Medley.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Where is Kermit's pecker?
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

But this film had a lot of nice surprises for a die hard fan like myself, to me it echoed a lot of the same themes that were present in The Muppet Movie: Kermit's wanting to go into show business, the magic star, and the simple theme of friends being the most important.
 
 
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