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Topic: Kids

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Appearance:

Overweight

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Intelligence:

Stupid

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

Elementary school, None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing, Skater clothes, School uniform

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Kids under 13 are not allowed to register with our Website or to participate in public posting areas on our sites.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Their kids were pleasant enough and the Free Fuck Sex Pics money was good so I continued to sit for them on a regular Free Fuck Sex Pics basis.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Their kids were pleasant enough and the Free XXX Porn Porno and Sex money was good so I continued to sit for them on a regular Free XXX Porn Porno and Sex basis.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

My kids were ages 25 and 23 and had been on there own for some years where as Johan had a son 6 yrs old.
The kids are getting old enough for a sitter for 3 days.
Kids are great imitators, when we tell the kids that Black Belts have good eye contact they immediately want to have good eye contact also.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Kids' dinner is served earlier than the adult dinner of the usual gourmet fare and kids are welcome to join in at both meals.
Kids seem to find their own fun in the shallow water off the sandy beach or swimming and fishing by the dock.
The kids are excited about spending time swimming or running through sprinklers.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Are those Kids WB executives mad?

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The kids are children of a county sheriff, though the shooting did not involve his service weapon.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The kids who were really cool knew that ADIDAS backwards stood for Sex All Day Is Definitely Allright.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
The Kids
2005-06-15 14:29:04

Whoever wrote that vital Stats is lame.Most kids I know are not overwieght. The few that are are going on a diet. A healthy diet. Most kids are not spoiled brats. If they are it is there parents fault. They are the ones who spoiled them and then did not set rules or tell them no. Kids are not stupid. We go to school every day and then go home and do homework. We know more than adults!WE are concerned and interested in politices. When bush and Kerry were debating on T.V. all of my friends and I wwatched. Even my little sister did. At recess there were people going around screaming BUSH!BUSH Others KERRY!KERRY! I wanted Kerry.My dream job is not unemployed. I want to be a teacher or a scientist who studys viruses. Even two year olds have a dreamjob. Even if it is superman it is still a job. I do not know a kid who wants to be unemployed.If we like those clothings u say we do(which we don't)then why do you have pictures up there of cute dresses and adorable ofits?I know plenty of kids, and they are not what u say they are.And Jordan Jones should not be incouraging kids and sex. I do not know how u were as a kid(that is whoever wrote the Vital States) I guess u were a stupid, spioled brat,anti-politic,ozbourne lover,skater, overweighted easter bunny lover.Who just loved colering in pictures.And I guess now u are unemployed, since that was always your dream. Since u knew u were(and still are)to stupid and weak to ever get a real job. That is why you wrote all that. You are the biggest freak ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Or you have some really nasty children.

From:
from a kid
2007-05-18 20:40:39

SHE IS SO RIGHT AND I AGREE WITH HER! U GUYS R STUPID. HOW WOULD U NO WAT GOS ON @ OUR SCHOOL?!?!?!?!?!?!? WE KIDS HATE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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