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Topic: New Kids

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Care bears
Most admires:The Wiggles
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Teacher
Education:Elementary school
Favorite TV show(s):Sesame Street,  The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Theme parks
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite time of year:Summer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

This is a new medium for all us regulars as a trial to see if we can turn our small community of regular visitors and patients at the clinic into a really useful resource for all diabetics and parents of kids with diabetes.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

New kids and moms are kept in our Kid pen where the kids have access to creep feed and plenty of toys to play on.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The kids at New Jew today feel very close to Israel and especially to the city of Haifa as a result of these programs.
New born kids are prone to infections that affect their gastro intestinal system.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Keep Kids Learning is a new initiative from the National Center for Learning Disabilities designed to provide a platform for those interested in the upcoming reauthorization of U.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

New Kids had a few smash hits and oodles of adoring fans - for a heartbeat.
There are many new up and coming bands consisting of young kids who think they are above their fans and yet have not a quarter of the talent AAE has.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Karting for Kids is big news in the northwest being featured on 3 TV stations and 2 live radio broadcasts.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

New kids on the block, Mike Arrow and Terry Green led the field but Mike and Maggs sneaked in on the run but lost it again at the mark.
Salsa Kids are looking for 8 to 10 new Salsa Dancers in all age ranges.
Our new KIDS ONLY Scuba classes are sure to make a big splash this summer.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Kangaroo Kids is an exciting new home stay program designed for Japanese kids wanting to have a home stay in Australia.
 
 
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