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Topic: Kids Pick

Related:
  Pick    Kids  
  Just for Kids    New Kids  
  Kids Fun    Kids Games  
  Activities for Kids    Time for Kids  
  Sites for Kids    Books for Kids  
  Kids Camp    Free pick  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Unemployed
Education:Elementary school
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school
Favorite time of year:Halloween,  Summer
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

When kids start using drugs there are a number of different signs and symptoms that occur that parents can pick up on if they know what to look for.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

We pick a fun color and then wear the same color shirt to the once a month field trips so that the kids can identify each other.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Kids will pick up the piece that they want under certain price ranges, but will be guaranteed to pay less if a registration fee of $65 for 4 visits is paid.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Kids pick their own theme and get creative baking and decorating cookies and an 8" cake.
Have kids pick some flowers from the backyard to put in vases around the house.
They are there for kids who get picked on and kids who pick on others and kids who feel stressed out.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Pick a Sunday and read scripture readings ahead of time and discuss them with your kids.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Kids might put down their Discmans and MP3 players and pick up a guitar or a tuba.
Kids can make their own soundtrack for a birthday party or pick out songs to hear on a long car trip to the beach.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Ska kids are good kids though, so pick it up pick it up pick it up till your ride comes.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Picks up kids from school, prepares a snack, and helps kids with homework.
There is now a school bus that comes to pick up the kids and many that had eariler been homeschooled now attend the local high school.
 
 
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