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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Web Sites for Kids

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

BBC

Most admires:

The Wiggles, Easter Bunny

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine, Sports Illustrated magazine

Dream job(s):

Teacher

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite TV show(s):

Sesame Street

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite sport(s):

Surfing

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing, Hawaiian shirts, Billabong

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Kids Directory web site.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Visit other Web sites for kids related to nutrition and health.

John Fielding,
CEO

KID's web site is in transition, as the department welcomes its 24th Commissioner, Sandy Praeger.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Kids identify great Web sites, and write a description of it to help other kids find good information.
The web site has information about current events and collections, and has lots of interesting things for kids to learn.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The following sites are great for Kids to visit as they surf the web.
Kids page has web sites for children sorted by age group and subject category.
Because kids are curious and enjoy exploration of the web all sites we link to have been checked for appropriate content before we linked to them.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Web sites that actually teach kids stuff in a real fun way.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Kids are given clues in a scavenger hunt for nutrition-related sites and topics on other Web sites.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Kids over 12 are notoriously picky, but these web sites will satisfy even the fussiest web surfer.
This web site is a great site cause it helps kids like me learn more about the real meaning of easter!

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