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Topic: Ways to Kill Yourself

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  Yourself    Kill  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive,  Sad
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Sleeping
Medical note(s):Taking Prozac,  Taking Valium
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The thinner air affects you in many ways and if you go high too fast you can kill yourself.
Post information about how to hurt yourself more effectively or ways to kill yourself.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

There are lots of different ways to injure or kill yourself with a gas turbine engine.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Leave it to the Gotham police, leave it to Batman, but you'd only get in the way and probably kill yourself as well as Max.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Kill some goblins on your way, and you'll find yourself on the other side of the lake.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There is a million ways to kill yourself.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Lucky for me i didn't know any ways to kill yourself so i sufered with the pain.
Cool Ways to Kill Yourself Life Got You Down?
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
aloray
2011-03-24 18:37:11
how do you kill yourself with out pain or pills?
From:
Tara
2004-11-11 10:33:16
Slit your wrist! Show me.
From:
Tara
2004-11-11 10:34:44
Slit your wrist! Shoot yourself in the head. Jump off a bridge. Have someone else do it.
From:
Kate
2004-11-15 12:18:01
Just take a whole lot of painkillers... Kill the pain, kill yourself.
From:

2005-01-13 21:28:38
how do i kill myself by cutting my veins with a razor?
From:
jessica
2005-03-08 22:28:12
cut yourself then hang yourself while you bleed to death.
From:
rory
2005-03-12 00:46:24
ok slitting your wrists would hurt too much to be able to tighten a rope around your neck. remember, down the street not across the road. kill yourself right!
From:
Tammy
2005-04-21 01:03:40
Take all the pills in your medicine than get alcoholic beerage. Don't bother waking up the next day.
From:
dead man walking
2005-05-25 19:19:59
It's inevitable to die someday or somenight it's just a matter of time. We are already dead. We are already gone. This is the end of you and me so what's the point. I just want to check out now. I think I will end my depression today. I think I'll end it now.
From:
raah
2005-05-25 19:22:43
die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry the button got stuck
From:
raah
2005-05-25 19:26:53
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From:
kiely
2005-05-26 13:12:11
OMG this is bad. you should live, and be happi!! if your not get help LOVE YA xoxo
From:
Sarah
2005-05-31 21:37:01
How many prozac would it take to kill me?
From:
Nisha
2005-07-17 00:18:38
I want to kill myself without pills(take too long) and without pain(hurts too much), how do it do it?
From:
Nae
2005-07-22 15:20:55
could u kill urself with tylenol pms?
From:
i want a painless way to killmyself
2005-08-13 17:55:54
From:
james
2005-08-15 16:22:48
no you cant but in the morning it will hurt your head like hell
From:
risse
2005-08-18 23:20:11
i wanna kill my self n then again i dont. wut do i do ? n if i kill my self how should i do it
From:
SHADOWS FALL
2005-08-25 06:59:34
SLIT YA THROTE AND THEN YA CANT TLK
From:
dark night
2005-09-01 07:25:47
The only way you can do that if you put a hold lot of medcine in your mouth at once, (ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha)
From:
Sadness
2005-09-03 21:51:02
I want to kill my self but I tried like everything already cutting,tieing stuff aroung my thorat and it all hurts isn't there a pill I can take just one no pain no bad feelings I can just fall asleep and die????
From:
puttjack11
2005-09-18 17:38:08
wuts the problem with talkin bout killing urself?!?
From:
greenday chick
2005-09-19 12:20:23
slitting you wrists is cool all the blood poors out but i just carnt seem to kill myself!!!
From:
MDog
2008-11-24 12:53:40
Yeah for sure. I was hunting yesterday, should have just taken advantage of the situation. I swear, life just don't seem like its worth much to me anymore. I'm not going to college, got no life plans. Just smoke some weed and kill myself geuss. Haha.
From:
ziriax
2009-06-19 22:12:46
i wana kill myself cuz my girlfriend who i love doesent love me any more or wana see me again she gona get felt up by another guy too i cant handle this!!!!
From:
Emily
2009-03-09 18:47:36
i feel bad for everyone here. i have attempted suicide 32 times and failed every time. the fact that i can't even kill myself right just depresses me more. i've tried overdosing 4 times. slitting my throat 3 times. cutting my arteries, cutting my veins, shooting myself, drowning, suffocating, hanging myself, everything. and none of it works. i need some help with this.
From:
bla
2009-03-09 22:02:54
well emily....maybe you should just get a gun and put it to your head....that should work
From:
person
2009-03-27 17:07:06
why cant you people just enjoy your life?
From:
Laura
2009-06-26 23:23:08
I've attempted suicide 6 times and actually was almost sucessful in my last attempt. was really close to death. i've tried cutting, overdosing, even hanging...but my parents caught me before i had a chance to go through with hanging myself. but i do say, overdosing is a great way to kill yourself...just make sure you get the really good drugs like Demerol or whatever is at your disposal and then go for it. i've done demerol, and wow it's great! :) thats all the advice i have though. have a nice life y'all.
From:
emma
2009-07-14 11:24:15
i have tried everything but nothing works the only reason i am staying here is because of my family
From:
s.
2009-08-21 08:36:44
Life stinks. Everything is just a bunch of bs. I feel like dying every day.
From:
Siren
2010-01-17 23:59:57
Hi Jaslin, I hope you haven't killed yourself yet. I just want you to know that if you want someone to talk to you can talk to me. babydoll_glm@hotmail.com
From:
Tall Guy
2010-04-25 15:03:12
Yea me too. My father never comes and sees me either. He left my mother when i was born. You Know what he never was there for my birth so why would he even come to my funeral when i kill myself. The only time i ever seen him was when child support came around.
From:
jack
2010-05-07 12:15:27
There is no write way to kill your self. I have tryed for five years and there is alot of people that will miss you. Jack is not my real name. Please killing yourself is not the right way
From:
Bleh
2010-06-07 18:20:32
I know I want to die. and im going to. my question, is would it be better to just down a whole bottel of pills or slit my wrists? or maybe both. cause i really do want to die. if im going to do this i want to do it right. i tryed to kill myself in the 4th grade but it didnt work.ever since then ive been cutting and popping pills. help me.
From:
Ashley
2010-07-29 12:04:17
I am sooooo depressed. I took a huge pay cut in order to get out of a stressful job and I had to break my lease to my apartment because I cannot afford it anymore. Now I live with my mom who is so negative and critical and I hav ebeen looking for a better job and the interviews go well, but when they call my last job they avoid me. I gave two weeks, but I did not complete it because they were stressing me out. I feel like I am stuck at this job and at my mom's house. I just want to be independent, but I won't be given a chance. I am happy to have a job, but I have to live from paycheck to paycheck to pay all my bills. At this rate I will be living with her FOREVER!!!!
From:
leslie
2010-09-05 18:29:41
My old man blackemaled me out of the famley bisnes after 32 years now the is nothing left for me he is 86 i am 52 and he is runing it in to the ground i just wont to diy now there is nothing left for me here now ,
From:
Sadness
2011-05-25 21:25:26
ok got my 30 pills of 800mg of Ibuprophen. see you on the other side...
From:
Min
2011-05-27 09:11:56
I'm tired...... i just want to die already....
From:
Davv
2011-06-13 11:39:19
A high building should work pretty well. Well that's my plan at least.
From:
Kelsey
2011-08-02 22:40:45
Don't overdose. Most of the time it doesn't work and it actually hurts alot. Kill yourself by hanging yourself. I wouldn't recommend cutting either, because i could never cut deep enough.
From:
God loves me
2011-08-16 00:32:25
I hope he foregives me..........
From:
Dead juggalo
2011-08-31 21:10:03
My wifey emily jumpd off the roof of the hospital 2 weeks ago when she found out i cheated on hur when she was there... its my falt shes gone.... i cant live wit that im about to put the barrel of a 12gage shotgun loaded wit a 3inch mag slug in my mouth an go home to hur now... 4 all u people askn how to kill ur self do what im gona do use a gun an make shure its not a small one an use a slug not birdshot if ur gona use a shotgun.. i kno it will work...see u on the other side!!.. ......
From:
Jenny
2011-10-21 19:27:45
I don't know why you're saying "see you on the other side". There is no other side. When you die, that's it. I used to want to kill myself when I was extremely depressed 3-4 years ago. I'm really enjoying life now. It will get better. I remember looking at sites like these. I'm seeing them in a completely different way now. It's amazing how much has changed. I'm at University in the UK and am really busy every day. I've also got a really great boyfriend who I've now been with for 3 years. I feel like a have a happy future ahead of me because of him. I'm not trying to show off about my life. I just want you guys to know that I have been suicidal before too, but it got better and now I enjoy life. Give it time and make sure you explore all your other options before resorting to suicide! There are so many opportunities and things to explore out there. Don't waste them all. I know it's hard x
From:
david
2011-11-21 13:53:53
don't OD on tylenol it causes liver failure. which is a horrible way to go. 3-4 grams of heroin IV will do the trick. i seen botched attempts at gun vs head. another bad idea. but if you succeed you'll really be able to gross out your family members who get to see your mangled face/head.
From:
james
2012-07-31 17:07:55
the quick way to die is to start shotting cops and military.
From:
crazy
2012-08-10 04:34:18
look taking pills want always kill u i took a 160 serious pills the only thing that happened is i went into a coma for 3 days but b4 that i was paralyzed from the wasted down n then when u finally do wake up the drs will have urn a$$ put in a crazy home which is alot worse than anything u could ever put up with i want away that is 100% n pain free
From:
Crazy Railfan
2012-11-12 13:30:32
While I'm not too sure about killing yourself. But a 70+MPH loaded stack train which wieghs about 42,276 tons should kill you on impact if you run out in front of it, just make sure you jump up once your on the tracks XD. Lol trust me on that one, I know trains and I've seen the damage they can do. But why I think you shouldn't do it? Think of the most agonizing, excruciating, unbearable pain possible, and then multiply that by eternity. Think carefully about it, it never EVER ends and there's no escaping it. You'll suffer for eternity with no end. Pretty good reason to stay alive dont't ya think? Now I have to go cause a stacktrains coming- OMG A KCS GEVO LEADING! WOOOO! Note: Just in case you wonder, I'm a die-hard train-nerd. A GEVO is the nickname of the Evolution Series ES44. GEVO is from GE Evolution.
From:
THE JOKER
2013-02-23 01:01:04
EASY SIT IN YOUR CAR WITH THE CAR ON WINDOWS OPEN IN A GARAGE WITH THE GARAGE DOORS GLOSED AND GO TO SLEEP CARBON MONXIDE ITS EASY
From:
hatemyself
2013-03-10 14:38:45
i want to kill myself. there are times when im perfectly happy and everything is great but i hate myself sometimes. the worst feeling i have his my parent's diappointment. i feel like they hate me and they probably do so i want to kill myself right now. my mom will not talk to me for days and it kills me inside. she hates me and i dont blame her. i wish i was perfect so i never had to feel this way ever again but thats not going to happen because im a terrible, hideous,ungrateful sorry excuse for a daughter and deserve to die.
From:
Joe
2013-10-17 14:33:34
My father hung himself, and I thought I would never do such a thing until I got burns to my face. Now its all I think of. Girlfriend, jobs, and money are not enough to kill yourself, but sickness and injury are.
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