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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer
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Don't kill yourself with fat.
If you get depressed during the holidays and want to commit suicide, please don't kill yourself immediately after posting your suicide note to your weblog.
But if you don't have the gift, the chances that you will kill yourself during an easy climb are good, no matter how fit you are.
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Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer
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Don't be afraid to accidentally kill yourself attempting to blow up three Sims at once.
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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner
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Don't take if you are in a bad or depressed mood as you'll probably kill yourself, and others, or be convinced you have spiders gestating under your skin.
You'll kill yourself doing that!
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Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist
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Don't kill yourself for a couple fish you could of bought at the grocery store!
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Tony Howell,
Skateboarder
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Kill some goblins on your way, and you'll find yourself on the other side of the lake.
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Jake Farley,
Truck Driver
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Be careful and don't go and kill yourself by slamming into a phone pole or parked Buick.
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Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student
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TV kills children: Don't kid yourself.
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Jordan Jones,
Rapper
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Don't kill yourself `cause people can't deal with your brilliance.
You'll kill yourself if you keep this up!
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