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Topic: Kittens

Related:
  Siamese kittens    Puppies and kittens  
  Persian kittens    Cats and Kittens  
  Baby Kitten    Black Kitten  
  Kitten Pictures    Ragdoll kittens  
  Kittens for Sale    Atomic Kitten  
  Kitten Care  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine
Personality:Outgoing,  Aggressive
Bad point(s):Lazy
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite TV show(s):Friends
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Poodle
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Likes to wear:Leash
Listens to:Creed
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Dawnstar Kittens are trained to ride in a little red wagon and to play fetch.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Bragdolls kittens are available in all traditional colors and patterns as well as the lynx.
All kittens were born with straight coats.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Kittens are priced according to quality, those most fitting the desired standard are considered to be the show quality kittens.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The kittens were bred especially for the project and litter mates were divided among the three groups.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Feral kittens are the offspring of feral female cats or of lost or abandoned domestic cats that have not been spayed or neutered.
The kittens are usually old enough to photograph by around 6 weeks of age.
Kittens are cats with extra springs Kittens are like strings.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Raising Kittens is a very important responsibility and we take our responsibility of raising healthy and well socialized kittens seriously.
Our kittens are born in a loving home environment where they are watched over very lovingly and carefully from the moment they are born in our bedroom.
Many are kittens and puppies born because owners did not have their pets spayed or neutered.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Our kittens are examined and vaccinated by our veterinarian and are fully vaccinated and have a health guarantee when they are placed in approved homes.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Alyssa
2005-03-21 19:12:55
How old do new born kittens have to be to hold?
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