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Topic: Puppies and kittens

Related:
  Puppies    Kittens  
  Puppy Dog    Cats and Kittens  
  Puppy Mills    Puppy Care  
  Puppy Love    Puppy Training  
  Happy Puppy    Puppies For Sale  
  Puppy Photos    Cute Puppy  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine
Bad point(s):Lazy
Personality:Aggressive,  Outgoing
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite TV show(s):Friends
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite book(s):"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Poodle
Favorite composer(s):Beethoven
Likes to wear:Leash,  Fubu,  Billabong
Listens to:Jazz
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Kittens and puppies sleep and play on this 10 1/4 inch wide border with a two toned yellow background and a blue stripe on top and bottom.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Puppies and kittens symbolize new life and unconditional love.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Puppies and kittens can become anemic from blood-sucking pests such as fleas and intestinal parasites.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Kittens and puppies are often advertised as "free" but the food and veterinary care they will need is anything but free!
Puppies and kittens are more likely to be infected with diseases, especially if they have diarrhea or are strays.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

All kittens and puppies should be neutered by the age of 6 months.
Puppies and kittens should be on a food approved for puppies and kittens.
Puppies and kittens over twelve weeks old can be vaccinated for rabies so they can have protection if they do go out in the yard.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Kittens love to snuggle with stuffed toys and puppies love to play with them.
The puppies and kittens socializing room with sound advise from the experts will educate and quickly create excellent bonding with owner and pet.
Puppies and kittens are so adorable, it is easy to understand why adults and children alike would be attracted to them.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

New puppies and kittens also need preventive medical care such as vaccinations and may have to be treated for parasites.
 
 
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