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Topic: Kitty

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  Kitty Cat    Christmas Kitty  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite actor(s):Errol Flynn,  Bruce Willis,  Ewan McGregor
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Mouse
Likes to wear:Skater clothes,  Leash,  Bridesmade's dress
Favorite sport(s):Skateboarding,  Hang gliding
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Older kitties and diabetic kitties need it more often.
Kitties should go back to their usual selves when things settle down at home, you just have to be patient, I hope this works for you.
The kitties would just know I was gone and they might be sad, but really wouldn't pick up on the tape.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Nine fat kitties go to the beach in an assortment of bathing suits and eyeshadow.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Kittie's aggressive musical stylings will surely propel them to the top of the hardcore/metal scene.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Many kitties are jealous of Rufo's natural graces and therefore he has plenty of feline foes.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Worming: Mishkalay kitties will have been wormed two or three times before they go home.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Kitties when I was a kid, Doggies ever since.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Pommy Kitties put the ball in, but there is a huge amount of pressure in the front row and their hooker cannot get the ball back.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

These kitties were indoor kitties that longed to experience the outdoors, especially the patio so they could watch the birds and do the things that cats do.
Kitties stay in the main part of the house and with mom until they are at least 12 weeks old and then they are allowed to go home.
Kitties will sometimes climb up on the counters or the sink and the first place they head to is the faucet for a drink of water.
 
 
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