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Topic: Nobody knows

Related:
  Nobody    I know  
  Don't know    I don't know  
  One I know    Did you know  
  But nobody knows    Right to Know  
  Don't know why    Question I know  
  I don't know why    Know You're Right  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:Cher,  Backstreet Boys,  B2K
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Nobody knows what came over Ivan but before letting himself out by the back staircase he stole one of the candles and the little paper ikon.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Nobody knows what the fate of any of these would be under the Constitution as now interpreted.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Nobody knows why the earth has had these cyclical warming and cooling periods.
Nobody knows better than me the evolution of this idea and the time and effort that it has taken to get the site to be what it is today.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Nobody knows me outside my village but at the same time I am saved from the slander.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Nobody knows how to prove mathematically that a product cipher is completely secure.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Nobody knows how much longer it could have been tied up had half the carriers reached their location.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Nobody knows for sure how many trains had been derailed and wrecked during the war.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Nobody knows how these diligent cats arrived there and who was the first cat king.
Nobody knows what he was thinking in the last years of his life cuz he wrote everthing in some undreamed of code.
Nobody knows how common the objects might be or how many would be old and dim by now.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

What nobody knows is that McKay has recently become world champion again.
 
 
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