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Topic: Kordell Stewart

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Favorite possession(s):Stroller
Most admires:Tiger Woods
Bad point(s):Vicious
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis,  Mark Wahlberg
Favorite animal(s):Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Football,  Jogging
Favorite computer game(s):Pong
Likes to wear:Colt 44 Magnum
Listens to:Christina Aguilera
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf),  Larry Bird (basketball),  Tiger Woods (golf)
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Favorite quote(s):"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

QB Kordell Stewart sustained a mild concussion and backup Charlie Batch was cut in the chin in the first half against Washington on Sunday night.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Kordell Stewart looked very sharp, leading the Steelers on a 12 minute, 96 yard TD drive in the first quarter.
Kordell Stewart only threw for 139 yards, but most of them were in the first half when it mattered.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Kordell Stewart fired two TD passes to Plaxico, one for 42 yards and another for 28 yards.
However, Kordell Stewart threw a screen pass right to the Browns lineman at the Steelers 15 yard line!
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Steelers are unbeaten since Maddox took over the reins from Kordell Stewart in Week 4.
John Fielding,
CEO

Kordell Stewart stopped by the Steelers offices on Monday to have a meeting with Bill Cowher , Stewart is not expected to be with the team next year and took the opportunity to say goodbye to friends and colleagues.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Kordell Stewart, Steelers: We chicks have never been a big fan of the Steelers' flaky gunslinger.
Kordell Stewart drove them 85 yards in just nine plays for a 7-0 lead.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Kordell Stewart threw for 226 yards and three touchdowns and ran for another as the Pittsburgh Steelers cruised to a 47-14 victory over the Detroit Lions.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Kordell Stewart entered the game after the injury and attempted to rally the Steelers, not that a football game meant very much after that.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

If Kordell Stewart gets hurt at QB for the Steelers, I doubt they will miss a beat.
 
 
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