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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Matt Druge,  Michael Jordan
Currently has on their coffee table:Reader's Digest
Dream job(s):Hitman,  Janitor
Education:Junior High School
Favorite TV show(s):Late Show with David Letterman
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite sport(s):Horseriding
Favorite computer game(s):StarCraft
Likes to wear:Baseball cap,  Tank tops
Listens to:98 Degrees,  B2K,  Guns N Roses
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

A U D I O V I S U A L Varying discounts apply for regular customers, volume of equipment and long term hires.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The L ocal E xchange C arrier is a term used to describe the public telephone company in the US providing local telephony services.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Those who loved L I N U X created free graphical user interfaces that made Linux easy to use.
U N I V E R S A L : simplest, freely available programming toolkits, e.
We have full silkscreening facilites to customize your displays with your C O L O R F U L logo or message.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

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Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

L et us host your web site on one of our secure web servers dedicated for E-Commerce transactions.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

M U L T I M E D I A Websites don't have to just sit there anymore.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

C u l t u r e Our students are mostly young people, just out of school or tertiary education.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

O c c u p a t i o n a l H a z a r d : Got to watch out for these guys.
 
 
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