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Topic: LA Weekly

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Celine Dion, Tupac Shakur

Currently has on their coffee table:

Entertainment Weekly

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack, Cheat

Favorite TV show(s):

Drew Carey Show

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Likes to wear:

Mooks

Favorite movie(s):

Rain Man

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Listens to:

Elvis Presley, Jazz

Favorite drink(s):

Bourbon

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Worst habit(s):

Gambling

Favorite type of dance(s):

Swing

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Las Vegas Weekly (formerly known as SCOPE) was founded in 1991 and is distributed throughout Southern Nevada every Thursday.
ShowBiz Weekly is a Las Vegas entertainment guide with a circulation of 140,000.
The vacation begins and ends in Las Vegas, with weekly departures now to September 29, 2002.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Las Vegas Weekly: Upfront, Coyote hunting on the Las Vegas Strip.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Las Yescas teachers are regularly involved in upgrading their teaching materials and participate weekly in team planning within and across grade levels.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Las Vegas Weekly: Talking Smack, Time for casinos to step up.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Las Vegas Weekly Check out Steamroller, a hot and heavy California band that will rock your socks off.
Interesting Las Vegas Weekly article/interview with Frank Sinatra, Jr.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

You will be re-directed to the Las Vegas Weekly Staff Page in a few seconds or click here.
Would you like to receive a weekly Las Sendas Market report by Email?
You will be re-directed to Las Vegas Weekly's employment page in a few seconds or click here.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The City of Las Vegas runs a weekly 1-� hour lesson program, which reaches 25 youths and 25 adults annually.

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