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Topic: Lab

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  Science Lab    Lab Equipment  
  Test Lab    Bell Labs  
  Black Lab    Lab Report  
  Creative Labs    Photo Lab  
  Dog Labs    Physics Lab  
  Chemistry Lab    Lab Coat  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs,  Thomas Edison
Favorite possession(s):Stereo system,  Windows computer,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Dream job(s):Soldier
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Computers,  Biology,  Physics
Favorite movie(s):A Beautiful Mind
Listens to:Industrial
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Media Labs Innovation helps revamp website and create online booking facilities for Yew Mei Green Executive Condominium.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

EPA is working with Sandia National Labs and AWWA to develop training materials for water companies to help them conduct thorough assessments of their vulnerabilities.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Uses computer labs for visualization and numerical approximation.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

LABS also can be a key component in enabling efficient centralized backups over a WAN.
SiRES LABS is an optical networking and communications company focusing on multi-gigahertz range products.
Our labs are predominately Macintosh based, but we do have a cool silicon graphics workstation and liquid crystal shutter glasses.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

In the research labs clinicians and scholars work together to unravel the mysteries of the brain as they seek to advance their understanding and develop new treatments for patients.
Open labs are beneficial to the investigator, they increase interactions, they make expansion and contraction easier when the focus of research shifts.
These new labs were tested over a period of five years in 12 Advanced DNA Science Workshops serving 300 college faculty.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Creative Labs SoundBlaster cards are the industry standard and all software packages support them directly.
It was installed on a Mac in one of the computer labs of the university and I felt right away that this was the 3D application for me.
The labs are equipped with 54 Pentium computers.
 
 
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