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Topic: Ohio as labor law

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Intimidating

Bad point(s):

Greedy

Politics:

Gay activism, Democrat, Socialist

Religion(s):

Scientologist

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, CEO

Favorite TV show(s):

The Sopranos

Favorite activity(s):

Working

Interest(s):

Law

Likes to wear:

Business suits, Nike

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Bankruptcy, Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

Trade union

Favorite quote(s):

"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Corrado: Ohio Attorney, Labor and Employment Law, Sexual Harassment, Discrimination.
Corrado: Ohio Lawyer, Labor and Employment Law, Sexual Harassment, Discrimination.

John Fielding,
CEO

Donley joined the law firm of Taft, Stettinius and Hollister in Cincinnati, Ohio, as an associate practicing general corporate, real estate and then labor and employment law.
Rob returned to Ohio in 2000 as a partner in the firm�s labor and employment law practice group.

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