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Topic: Underwriters Laboratories

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John Fielding,
CEO

This Underwriters Laboratories® approved facility operates 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and can serve facilities anywhere in North America.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Underwriters Laboratories: an organization that classifies roof assemblies for their fire characteristics and wind uplift resistance for insurance companies in the United States.
Underwriters Laboratories (UL) Class A fire-rated roofs may be required by code or local jurisdictions.
It meets Underwriters' Laboratories requirements for 10 amperes current carrying capacity.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Underwriters Laboratories (UL) has approved all of these textures for dry, wet, and oily conditions.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Use an Underwriters Laboratory listed money safe, bolted to the floor and visible from the street.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Underwriters laboratories manufacturing specification for flexible and rigid printed wiring boards.
Plenum cables are approved by Underwriters Laboratories for non-conduit applications located in environmental air spaces.
We are very familiar with the rigorous testing standards of the Underwriters Laboratory and have obtained UL Certification on numerous products.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Underwriters Laboratories have tested these and provide various ratings, 1 through 4 hour, per their design numbers.
Maximum weight that is allowed by Underwriters Laboratories and CSA for direct receptable mounted heaters is 28 ounces.
The new version is listed by Underwriters Laboratory and the new technology is patent pending and carries a 7 year guarantee.
 
 
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