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Topic: Lace

Related:
  Arsenic and Old Lace    Black Lace  
  Lace Fabric    Shoe Laces  
  Lavender and Lace    Lace Curtains  
  Chantilly Lace    Heritage Lace  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde
Favorite possession(s):Bikini,  Lingerie,  Prom dress
People talk about their ..:Fashion sense
Currently has on their coffee table:Vogue magazine
Dream job(s):Interior decorator
Favorite body part(s):Ass
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Interest(s):Voyeurism
Likes to wear:Long dresses,  Spandex PVC,  Panties
Favorite time of year:Christmas
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cross-dressing for a day
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite quote(s):"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I saw the laces of her bikini top come down to her side then suddenly she tossed her bikini top on to the ground.
No laces in the shoe, but girls did that these days, thought that tripping over their own feet made them cool.
Tying the laces together, he hung the boots around his neck and made off in haste for the cottage whose light he could now clearly see.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Laces are omni-present, at least in three graduated varieties : ultra-thin Chantillys disclose the naked skin underneath.
Laces in the style of this small round tablecloth were made in places as disparate as Antwerp, France and Southern Italy.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I mean those guys wearing the right shoe with black laces and the left one with pink laces; or you name the color.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The chosen laces are vanished and when the picture of the shoes is removed from the envelope the chosen laces are seen to be laced into the shoes and tied in a bow.
Speed laces, padded collar and removable poly pillow insole that absorbs shock along with a shock absorbing polyurethane sole are a few of the features found on this shoe.
Embroidered laces: embroideries which make holes in woven cloth, or do embroidery stitches on machine made net.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Purchase laces intended for hockey skates and the number of eyelets that you have on your skates.
Not with laces dangling far enough to be a tripping hazard.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

As tying laces with one only hand is rather difficult, I used velcro as connectors and added laces for display purposes only.
 
 
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